LIBERALS VERSUS CONSERVTIVES: NO CONTEST!
Scientific Proof: Liberals Are Smarter Than Conservatives!
Instead of laughing, the righties are freaking out over in their alternate universe. They are busy calling the Maddow interviews some kind of distraction from the serious candidates over on the GOP side. And oh, how I wish I was teasing right now. But in this alternate reality they live in, people like Bill O’Reilly say things like Dems shouldn’t be cracking jokes right now. After all, the Founding Fathers wouldn’t have done such things. Really Billy boy?? Well you know what else the Founding Fathers wouldn’t have done? They wouldn’t have surfed porn on their iPads because it would still be like another century and a half until Al Gore could invent the internet.
But you see, all of these attacks on Hillary’s and Bernie’s successful use of humor are not just about being rabidly anti-left. Actually these attacks show us much more about Conservatives’ sheer inability to think – or in this case, to laugh like we do. True Story.
Not only have scientists known for many years that there is a direct correlation between humor and intelligence, but seriously, all joking aside, our brains…Conservatives’ and Liberals’…. really are different.
Scientists have found that Liberals have a larger and more active part of the brain called the anterior cingulate cortex, or ACC, than our Conservative counterparts. But while they are lacking in the ACC department, they actually have larger amygdala than we do.