FINALLY ONE BENEFIT OF THE FREE MARKET CAPITALIST ECONOMY I'M DOWN WITH!
Now You Can Have Sex With David Beckham
OR THE ROCK OR MAYBE LEBRON JAMES IF YOU’RE PARTIAL TO CHOCOLATE
COURTESY OF THE DAILY STAR
By David Trayner / Published 6th February 2016
Becks features in a dildo lovingly crafted in the former football megastar's image – named "The Buckham".
The England legend's bearded scowling features and toned torso are picked out in the flesh-coloured phallus.
The silicone cone also features two large life-like… er… footballs.It is also available in gold – for the true "Goldenballs" effect.
Former WWE superstar and actor The Rock is recreated in a dildo named "The Kock".The all-round action man grins from behind sunglasses, with his trademark shoulder tattoo.The range also features US basketball star LeBron James, who is depicted as "Leboned".
The A-list bedroom aides are the work of cheeky Aussie firm Celebrity Dildo.The company boasts the dildos "combine the two worlds of novelty and function".
NOTE: While Australian maker of the line of their hunky star dildos, Celebrity Dildo, probably didn’t have gay men in mind as they developed their new line, I have to say that they are missing a large market segment if they don’t advertise on Grindr, Manjam, Adam 4 Adam and Planet Romero, to name just a few possibilities.
Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind at all spending an evening with any (or all!) of their current line of stars. And Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper would certainly be welcome additions to the line, might I suggest, however, that Celebrity Dildo also consider a few more alternatives like:
Antonio Banderas, Enrique Iglesias and Ricky Martin as a new Latin Hunk Line:
And maybe a few more additions to beef up the African American already underway:
Pharrell Williams, Morris Chestnut and Idras Elba:
And I think that Channing Tatum would be a huge crossover hit to add to the runaway popularity of your David Beckham model:
All in all, however, a really excellent start. Irrespective or your self-identified sexual orientation, if you’re interested in pursuing this topic further, here’s Celebrity Dildo’s web site:
Have A Happy Hunky Night!