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SOMETIMES THERE'S JUST NO NEED TO MAKE THINGS UP!

When the Founding Fathers sat down to write the Second Amendment, what they had in mind were situations like the following.
You're a man (the Constitution is for men, because the laydeez should be at home making sammiches and looking purty).
After a hard day at the office, you put on a tuxedo, head for the city's red-light district and hire a lady entrepreneur to perform oral sex on you...because the invisible hand (or mouth) of the market rules!
But your well-earned, free-market, all-American relaxation is interrupted by a pair of liberal busybodies. Now, in some other God-forsaken country, your choices of action would be circumscribed. But this is America, goddamn it!
So you do what any reasonable, red-blooded non-socialist American man who has a blow-job interrupted does: you pull out your 9mm and blast away.
2nd Amendment remedy, bitches!
That's what the Founding Fathers were talking about!
According to thesmokinggun:
A tuxedoed Seattle man was arrested early yesterday after he fired a gun at a couple who accidentally interrupted him while he was being pleasured by a woman in an alcove in the city’s nightlife district, cops report.
The couple told cops that they were walking on a downtown street after 2 AM when they happened upon Paul Hunter, 64, receiving oral sex from a woman. After being spotted by the duo, the woman “immediately left,” according to a Seattle Police Department report. Hunter, police report, “got angry and started walking away northbound.” But after about half-a-block, he “turned around, pointed his gun at them” and fired a shot at the couple. “I’m going to kill you,” Hunter said, according to the victims.
Responding to a 911 call about a firearm being discharged, cops searched for a male suspect described as “older, wearing a tuxedo and having white hair.” With their weapons drawn, officers quickly apprehended Hunter, who had a loaded 9mm handgun tucked in the waistband of his pants. Hunter declined to speak with police.
Are we sure that the man's hair was 'white'? I mean, the light was pretty bad and all. Maybe it was kind of a yellowy-orange? Older, entitled white guy in a tux? Acts of public vulgarity? Sound familiar?
Charged with felony assault, Hunter--whom cops described as "highly intoxicated"--was booked into the King County jail, where he is being held without bail.
'Hunter'? That is so transparent. Lose the 'h', the 'e' and the 'n' and add an 'm' and a 'p' what have we got? 'Trump'. It's blindingly obvious, sheeple!
Now, I'm not saying it was Donald Trump (styling some fake ID). I'm convinced that it was but I don't know for certain.
I'm just putting it out there because we need to have the debate.

ORIGINALLY POSTED TO RETROACTIVE GENIUS ON TUE SEP 02, 2014 AT 12:29 AM PDT.



ALSO REPUBLISHED BY SHUT DOWN THE NRA.


Not sure what the take-away is from this article.  Never interrupt someone getting a blow job in public?  Or don't interrupt when a guy is wearing a tuxedo and getting a blow job? Or maybe it's just while a guy in a tuxedo is getting a blow job in Seattle?  Damn. I just don't know.  It's all very confusing.  

Have a great day!

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